I'm A Total Keeper Baby Onesie

Your newborn doesn't care about fishing trips yet, but they certainly know how to keep you up until 3 AM. This funny fishing baby bodysuit is engineered from our signature thermoregulating fabric to eliminate sweat-induced nighttime waking while keeping the humor alive. If you are at your wit's end managing a screaming potato, you might as well have a chuckle when you look down at them. Perfect for pairing with our curated Baby Essentials Collection to build a complete heirloom-quality gift set that veteran parents will actually use. Specification Details Why Mom Loves It Design Theme Fishing / Outdoorsy Humor Ideal for fisherman dads, pregnancy reveals, and outdoor-themed nurseries. Customizable Screen-printed non-toxic ink Text stays completely flat and won't scratch or scratch baby's sensitive chest. Material 95% Bamboo Viscose, 5% Spandex Buttery soft, cool to the touch, and moves dynamically with wiggly legs. Safety OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified 100% free from toxic chemical flame retardants and harsh synthetic dyes. Care Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Fabric undergoes severe pull-force testing; no warping or shrinking 2%. Best For Hot summer days sensitive skin Naturally hypoallergenic and wicks sweat 3x faster than irrigated cotton.