Totally Bitchin Hydro Snapback

TOTALLY BITCHIN’ HYDRO HAT Yeah. We said it. Being a kid is super bitchin after all! The Totally Bitchin’ Hydro Hat brings bold, fun energy to a summer staple. Same structured 5-panel Hydro fit. Same insane detail. Same water resistant material. Just a funnier twist. Front and center features a rubber “Totally Bitchin’” patch — clean, fun, bold. It hits with that retro-cool confidence. Finished with a black flecked rope detail across the brim for that extra dialed-in edge. And on the sides? Our signature checker perforation panels — adding breathability and subtle race-culture texture that sets this hat apart from basic snapbacks. Structured enough to hold shape. Lightweight enough to wear all day. Built for sun, speed, and water. This one doesn’t whisper. It high-fives. Sizing: • Baby 0–2Yr: 48cm (adjustable snapback) • Toddler 2–5Yr: 52cm (adjustable snapback) • Youth 6Yr and up: 56cm (adjustable snapback)